What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
