What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
Topless babe walks up to 2 guys on the beach wearing Hawaiian shirts. They look her up and down and smile. She smiles back and says: "Hello, Fathers."
One guy asks her: "How did you know we're priests?"
"I'm Sister Mary Kathryn. We take vacations, too."
