What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."
Wife: "My husband said that?"
"No, all the landscapers."
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"
She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."
And that's when the fight started...
