What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
Topless babe walks up to 2 guys on the beach wearing Hawaiian shirts. They look her up and down and smile. She smiles back and says: "Hello, Fathers."
One guy asks her: "How did you know we're priests?"
"I'm Sister Mary Kathryn. We take vacations, too."
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
