What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"
I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."
My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."
"Why such a big hole?" she asked.
"'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."
