What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
An old couple's sitting in the living room. The wife turns to her husband and says, "Let's go upstairs and fuck." He looks back and tells her, "I don't know if I can do both."
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
...so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started...
Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
