What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. Ewww...
