Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.
Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.
I'm feeling a bit more mature these days so I wasn't embarrassed walking into the drug store to buy condoms. That is, until the woman behind the counter advised me, 'Save your money -- buy a lottery ticket.'
Why'd the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
