Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"
"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".
"But Dad, she's not black either."
"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
What's the definition of trust?
Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
