Can't Wait To Get There

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I don't want to brag... but I have an incredible sex drive.

The one fat chick who'll screw me lives 100 miles away!

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Please, Tell Me What You Really Think

A woman is checking out in the grocery line. She places one apple, a small ready-made salad, a frozen dinner, and a pint of ice cream on the conveyor.

The guy ringing everything up smiles at her and says: "I'll bet your single." The woman looks back and asks: "How did you know, by my choice of food?."

The guy replies: "No, 'cause you're ugly."