Going Around Town

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.

What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

What... you didn't see that coming?

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!