Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
An old couple sits down to breakfast on their Fiftieth Anniversary stark naked.
The wife says "Oh, Harold, this is just like fifty years ago...my breasts feel all warm and tingly..."
He says, "They ought to be, Gladys...one's hanging in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee."
