Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."
Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"
A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.
The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.
The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
