Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.
What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
