How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
How are women like hardwood floors?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?
Down, Fido, down boy!
