How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.
The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."
The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."
Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."
Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"
What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
