Say What?!

A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"

She says: "Because I miss mine."

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.