The Smelliest Common Denominator

What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."

Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper

Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."

Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"

"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.