Now THIS Is Doggie Style

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?

Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)