What's the definition of trust?
Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"