What's the definition of trust?
Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
...so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started...
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
Dick's Advice: Best way to avoid an alcohol-related accident? Get so fucked up you can't find your car.
