What's the definition of trust?
Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
The other day my wife asked me to talk to her like she was special.
So I said, "Gooooo ... maaaaake ... meeeee ... aaaaa ... cuuuuup ... offfff ... coffeeeee"
And that's when the fight started...
Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."
Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."
What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
