What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.
