Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
