Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
A woman visits the doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. She complains that it was her husband who beat her.
The doctor is surprised: "I thought your husband was out of town."
"So did I..."
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
