Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"
I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."
And that's when the fight started...
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
