What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
