What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.
