What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...
I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.
Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
