What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
You should never make jokes about vaginas...
Period.
I took my wife to a restaurant, and the waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah" I told him, "she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started...
