What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"
"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."
A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.
The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.
The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."
