What's the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken, it dies.
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"
The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"
You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.
