A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.