A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?
Two highballs and a squirt.
You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?
You start getting clothes for Christmas.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.