Women Are Emotional

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?

Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.

A woman visits the doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. She complains that it was her husband who beat her.

The doctor is surprised: "I thought your husband was out of town."

"So did I..."

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!