Boring!

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.

I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"

And that's when the fight started...

What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.

Losing a wife can be hard.

In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.

Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?

For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.