On One Condition

A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.

And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!