I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.
Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
