I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
A woman was in bed screwing her husband's best friend when the phone rang
After hanging up, she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."
