How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
