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A Penis Enlarger That Really Works

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My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

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Don't Do It

You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

Just The Tip?

As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"

How Long Has That Condom Been In Your Wallet?

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.