If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.
