The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
Guy vists a doctor and tells him: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home.'" The doctor says, "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." The patient asks: "Is that common?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
