Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?
She’s got small tits.
