Smells Like A Good Time

What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

I was visiting New York City recently and had to ask for directions. I went over to a random guy on the street and asked for his help.

Right away he told me, "Sure, head down 42nd street and take a left at the corner of get a map and fuck you!"

Gee, New Yorkers are so friendly...

What did one whore's knee say to the other?

Nothing... they never met.

Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.