Smells Like A Good Time

What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.