What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
And that's when the fight started...
