What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?
"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
