What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"
And that's when the fight started...
What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
