What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."
He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"
And that's when the REAL fight started...
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
