What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?
Down, Fido, down boy!
Nacho comes before a judge. The judge asks: "Why're you here?" Nacho tells him: "I'm accused of starting my Xmas shopping early."
The judge says, "That's not a crime. How early did you start?"
Nacho says, "Before the store opened."
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
