You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
A lawyer asks his partner, "Are you fucking the new secretary?"
The partner tells him, "No."
So the first lawyer says, "Great! Then you fire her."
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
