Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?
You don't look down.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"
The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."
