Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
What's the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken, it dies.
My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."
I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."
And that's when the fight started....
