Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.
A woman was in bed screwing her husband's best friend when the phone rang
After hanging up, she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."
Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
