Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.
Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.
The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
Little schoolgirl asks her mom: "Is it true that babies come out where boys put their wieners in?" "Yes, honey." her mom assures her.
"Won't that knock my teeth out?"
