That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.

Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

Her friend replies, "Oh sure I do." So the first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second one answers: "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"