Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
I told my wife, "Honey, I bought some Olympic condoms today. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
She replied, "Why not wear Silver and not finish first for a change?"
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call a rabbit with no feet?
Unlucky.
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.