Wait For It

Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.

Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.

The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"

She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."

And that's when the fight started...

A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"

She says: "Because I miss mine."