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Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.

Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"

How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!