New Train Set For Christmas

Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

A girl's going across town in a cab. When she gets where she's going she discovers she has no money.

She lifts her skirt and says, "Cabbie, you want to barter?"

He takes a look and says, "Lady, haven't you got anything smaller?"

How can you tell if your wife's dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.