Ten Items or Less

Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"

Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"

What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!

Girl finishes screwing a guy and says: "You said you're a dentist?" "Yes, I am." he proudly replied.

"You must be a great dentist." "Why do you say that?"

"I didn't feel a thing."

One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...