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How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

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Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

Can't Try It On First

A guy goes into a drug store to buy some condoms. The girl behind the counter asks, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up one finger and asks, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and asks, “That big?” He says, “Smaller.” She holds up two fingers and he says, “Yeah, that’s it.”

She sticks the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”

One Day Down At The Head Shop

Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.