Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."