Simple Test

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.

The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.

The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."