Simple Test

: Created: 19 February 2016; Hits: 2423

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

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I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"

So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."

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Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"

I said: "Close it!"

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What did one whore's knee say to the other?

Nothing... they never met.