What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
I know I've been married too long. Last week I went to the doctor. He asked: "Have you had sex in the last seven days?" And I said: "No, my birthday's in April."
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.
