What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."
And that's when the fight started...
You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?
You start getting clothes for Christmas.
