What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
(uhhhh....Yeah, I have the same feeling you are having! :-O)
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
