What species of bird is known to give the best head?
The swallow!
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
I was talking to my wife about what might happen after I died. I told her: Promise me one thing... that 6 months after I die you'll marry Bernie." She said: "I thought you hated Bernie."
"I do"
And that's when the fight started...
