What species of bird is known to give the best head?
The swallow!
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day.
He asks his oldest daughter, "Whom do you wish to marry?" She says, "Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest."
He walks over to his second daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, "Father, I wish to marry the man with two dragons on his chest."
He then goes to his youngest daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, "I wish to marry the man with one draggin' on the floor!"
