What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
A girl's going across town in a cab. When she gets where she's going she discovers she has no money.
She lifts her skirt and says, "Cabbie, you want to barter?"
He takes a look and says, "Lady, haven't you got anything smaller?"
