What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
My wife was on the rag and I just couldn't take any more of her bitchin'. So I asked: "What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"
Then before she could answer I told her: "You can negotiate with a terrorist."
And that's when the fight started...
