What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.
What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?
Down, Fido, down boy!
