My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.
What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.
What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
