My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.
He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."
The doc says, "You're just not eating right."
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
