My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?
Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.