What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're too bitter.
My wife tried to goad me, "Our next door neighbor tells me her husband can make love to her 3X a day. Why can't you do that?"
I told her, "Because she always says, 'No, we might get caught.' "
And that's when the fight started...
