What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
I took this divorced broad I met in a bar back to my place the other night. The next morning I asked her, "Well, how was I?"
She said, "The truth? I wasn't too happy with the size of your organ."
So I told her, "Yeah? Well I didn't know I was going to be playing in a cathedral."
