Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"
"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.
I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
