Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.
So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."
And that's when the fight started...
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
