Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
My wife was in labor with our first kid and she's cursing and screaming at me the whole time.
I told her: "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'"
And that's when the fight started...
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
