Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)
What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
