Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
I was visiting New York City recently and had to ask for directions. I went over to a random guy on the street and asked for his help.
Right away he told me, "Sure, head down 42nd street and take a left at the corner of get a map and fuck you!"
Gee, New Yorkers are so friendly...
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
A guy wanted to have sex with his wife. So he gave her a wink and popped a Viagra.
His wife looked at him and said: "You know why Viagra is just like Disneyland? They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!"
And that's when the fight started...
