Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.
Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
