What's On TV?

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)

What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

Gagged!