Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?
Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"