Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.
The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.
The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.
