Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."
"Why such a big hole?" she asked.
"'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
