Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"
And that's when the fight started...
