What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
