What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary, honey?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested: "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started...
Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
