What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"
I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"
And that;s when the fight started...
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
What's the definition of a lady?
Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.
